Friday Morning Cartoon: How Geography Could Help You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse
Pop quiz, hotshot: If tomorrow found the streets of your town crawling with human corpses shambling around in a horrible mockery of life, what would you do? If you don't have a hideout planned to answer that question, your priorities are just way out of line. Luckily, TED-ED scholar and geography wonk David Hunter has some handy tips on using geographic concepts -- like movement of people or resources and identifying push and pull factors that could make a location more or less desirable -- to plan your getaway.Read on...
Leave Out a Plate of Brains and Milk for Zombie Santa Claus
Were you naughty or nice this year? You know something? It doesn't really matter since Zombie Santa Claus fully intends to sate his ravenous hunger with your sweet, sweet flesh either way. Sculpted by Justin Cissell and distributed by Of Corpse You Can, this Zombie Santa Claus ornament can be yours, bringing that horrific Yuletide touch to your Christmas tree -- sure to make for a lovely conversation piece and a source of unending nightmares for small children already struggling with a socially crippling fear of the fat man in red. For your sake, it's best just to admire him from a distance and keep your fingers away.Read on...
The Science Behind a Zombie Apocalypse [Video]
Halloween is only a few days away, and there's a pretty big storm pounding on an unprepared northeastern United States at the moment. So, one might say the combination is a -- ahem -- perfect storm for zombies and some kind of weather-related apocalypse. One might also mention how those two things could become one, much like the Frankenstorm, and become a full-on zombie apocalypse. The ever-ready gang at AsapSCIENCE is here to teach us that if a zombie apocalypse happens, however unlikely it is, we can blame our noses.Read on...
Map of the Dead Can Help You Plan for the Zombie Apocalypse
Whether you're hunkering down or making a mad dash to the country when the zombie apocalypse inevitably hits, you're going to need supplies. Even if you already have a zombie-perparedness stash, as you should, resources are finite and you're going to have to get more. So where do you go? That's where the Map of the Dead comes in.Read on...
Minecraft Zombie Survival Guide
Whether you dig the current zombie fad or not, Minecraft has zombies all over the place and they're even dressed like the standard player character, pretty much signifying that either Minecraft has a little something to do with the Zombie Apocalypse, or Notch was a little lazy and didn't feel like giving zombies different clothes. Head on past the break to see the full version of the Minecraft Zombie Survival Guide.Read on...
Japanese Child Repels Zombie Invasion [Video]
Listen, Japan is weird. Really, really weird. So weird, in fact, that they stage zombie invasions to scare little kids on their television shows. At least they got what was coming to them when one of the little kids rose up against the zombie apocalypse and took matters into his own hands.
Unluckily for the child, his bravery doesn't change the fact that his parents thought staging a zombie invasion was a good thing to do to their children.
(via The Daily What)Read on...
Tweets From the Zombieocalypse
If you'd like to know how things would go if the last survivor of the zombie apocalypse wasn't Will Smith, Vincent Price, or Charlton Heston, and instead was kind of a stoner, look no further than manvszombies' Twitter feed. That is, if Twitter isn't offline due to iPad traffic.
What makes Gus, the man in manvszombies, so clever is his attention to the usual cliches of zombie disaster; violence, blood, foraging for food, the strategic relocating of your headquarters, and lots and lots of running. He also includes the occasional picture and video, so make sure to check those out too.Read on...