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by Urlesque | 3:41 pm, March 18th, 2010
“Oh man, guys, there have been some funny help wanted signs floating around the internet lately. Perhaps you’ve come across them?
…
Now we’re bringing you the funniest “Help Wanted” signs on the web. Other sites have lists, but none of them are this comprehensive or completely awesome.”
Check out all the chuckle-worthy signage at Urlesque.
Eric Limer
Wanna see my impression of the blogosphere lately? PINTREST! PINTREST!!! HOW TO PINTREST: MAXIMIZE YOUR PINTREST ON PINTREST WITH PINTREST!
Eric Limer
No one seems to understand. The "No More Tears" on Johnson's Baby Shampoo isn't a promise; it's an ultimatum. The "Or Else" is just implied.
Max
How am I just now finding out about Circus Galop http://t.co/f2NXEk3Z
James Plafke
Nu Metal in the morning is not only what is happening right now, but should be the title and basis of a morning talk show.
Eric Limer
I really wish I could find a way to have a cup of coffee before I wake up.
Max
Good lord, publishing your blog on the Kindle is a joke. A horrible, terrible joke. Why does this even exist?
Eric Limer
There really hasn't been enough Cthulhu in the news lately. Dude really needs a new publicist or something.
Eric Limer
Fun fact: The writer and director of "Groundhog Day" say it takes place over the course of about 10,000 years. http://t.co/bBbOWRk1
Max
Does meth made from Pseudofed (sic) still clear out congestion? I only ask because I think meth would be easier to get these days.
Eric Limer
Louis CK having kids was probably one of the best things to ever happen to comedy.
Eric Limer
The accent over the e in pokemon is the bane of my existence.
Max
Also why would you listen to commercial radio, that's just asinine.
Max
Many have criticized Winter 2012 as too commercial, trying to please too many people. The schizophrenic result turned off hardcore fans.
Eric Limer
All the cars here have dead people in them. #HearseWorldProblems
Max
Woke up at 7:30. Decided that was stupid and slept another two hours. #awesome
Max
I just listened to Neil Young's 40 minute song. I like it. Hope it gets a vinyl release.
Eric Limer
The next John Williams will be famous for composing sweeping, poetic dubstep soundtracks with drops that make the angels cry.
Eric Limer
As a child of the 90s, it is extremely hard for me to imagine the use of "FYI" in a non-sarcastic context.
Max
Nothing like the NY subway system to remind me I dress like a fool.
Max
Uninstalled Spotify. I'm sorry Grooveshark. Baby, you know I love you.
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