Yesterday, Tiger Woods ex-paramour Joslyn James released a transcript of her text messages from the lust-addled golfer. Being the egregious nerds that we are, we looked at this cesspit of lurid language and explicit sexytalk and saw only one thing…
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…beauteous, beauteous data!
Below, check out the tag cloud of the most common words in Tiger’s sexts, generated thanks to the magic of Wordle.
Notes on Methodology:
We, um, copied the texts from from Joslyn James’ site (good LORD is this site NSFW) into Wordle.
And then we, um, clicked “Go.”
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