New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Trailer Shows Shredder, All of the Turtles

In case you missed phase 2 of “No! Not my childhood!”, here’s the newest trailer for Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Not a lot of new insights to pick apart here, since glimpses of all the Turtles and Shredder are tantalizingly brief, but I’m sure the Internet will find a way.

I still can’t help but hold out hope that Shredder’s monologuing to April is only referring to the creation of the ooze, and the Turtles and Splinter were still an accident. Please, just let me have this one?

(via Screenrant, images via Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Official Trailer #2)