FADE IN:
INT. CRAZY GUY’S APARTMENT – MORNING
CRAZY GUY, age unknown, wakes up to the buzzing of his alarm clock, dreading yet another day of mindless, office management duties.
He reluctantly slaps at his alarm clock, shutting it off, rolls out of bed and instead of going to work, has the best idea of all time.
CRAZY GUY
I’m going to film myself lying down on some train tracks while a train speeds overhead. This will surely terrify me into appreciating my mundane life!
EXT. TRAIN TRACKS – MORNING
Crazy Guy sets a camera up on old, rickety train tracks, then lies down in the camera’s view.
The train quickly approaches and speeds overhead.
CRAZY GUY
This. This is the life.
Crazy Guy looks at his hands to make sure they’re still there, checks out his right foot for the same reason, uncaring of his left one, then gets up and runs toward the camera to collect it.
FADE OUT.
