Trollquotes: Or, 32 Ways to Make Geeks Rage

Guys, this is amazing. But I am a little dissapointed in you. You always provide us with the greatest stuff but in this one case you blundered.

You left out the best one of them all.

http://imgur.com/rV6OC

How could you miss *that one*?

“’nuff said”
-Bob Kane

i knew this would become a meme Fuuuuuuuuuu

Ugh, just another stupid website that gets its stupid meme pandering circle jerk shit wrong. Attributing “All your base are belong to us” to Mass Effect? Ugh. Losers.

That’s the entire point, Jack. They’re all misattributed. Is that a word?

my head just exploded!

Wow, Jack. Even after it’s explained at the beginning….

Maybe it’s irony…

“Do or do not, there is no try” was not said by Dumbledore. It was said by Yoda. :P

What is the image of in 14?

You just lost

you mom

*your

This is retarded – anyone who would know these quotes would know who said them. Anyone with half a brain would realize that someone attributing “with great power comes great responsibility” to Batman is TRYING to get a rise out of you and simply dismiss them.

So honestly, is this a list of trollquotes, or is this a trollpost?

@Miraculous_E
The image is of a Slitheen, a universally-hated Doctor Who enemy. They’ve made a few appearances on the series since the 2005 reboot.

One of the funnest things ever.

Maybe I’m not geek enough but none of these bothered me. Where does the term Trollquotes come from? Just curious.

That’s just the term we were calling it while we were doing all the Photoshopping, so we titled it that in the post as well :).

What worries me most about this is that I may actually start confusing some of the ones I’m less familiar with in my head now… and then all I’ll be able to do, in the words of the handsome but bonkers pirate captain Julius Caesar is tell my brain “Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”

The last got a mistake !
The sentence and the picture are the same guy !
It must be chucky or some one else !

Couldn’t really get past more than halfway or so of this article. The rage buildup was getting too much, even fully knowing the intent of the article.

Here’s another one: http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9082/borgtrollquote.jpg :P

Well yes, that one’s too obvious to work.

But the Doctor Who ones? Star Trek? Oh, you have no idea how many levels those ones work on.

Especially #21, because the number of fans who LOATHED Rose and loved Martha, or who liked all the previous companions but dislike Amy Pond, etc. etc., you have no idea. And the show is obscure enough that fans could ALMOST see people making mistakes like that.

Addendum: obscure enough outside of the UK, I mean.

You should see this as proof that you take yourself too seriously.

I am a MAJOR nerd for the Nu Who series, and #14 and #21 cracked me up. Especially #21, because watching the fans who are split on which companions they liked and which “suck”, is so tiresome that seeing one that insults at least three of the major camps (Rose fans, ESPECIALLY Martha fans, and anybody that dislikes Amy) is paradoxically a breath of fresh air.

#2 made me twitch a bit. Mass Effect is my favorite series, and I won’t be able to see “All your base” without hearing Slippy from now on.

Also, I’m surprised there aren’t more HAL/GLaDOS mashups, XKCD notwithstanding.

I had to look away from the screen and blindly close the tab to avoid spitting cereal all over my monitor. Thanks.

MAKE IT STOOOOOP!

Don’t you mean LOATHED Martha and loved Rose? :)

Brilliant.

as a life-long Who fan, i love ALL the companions. and still not-so-secretly hope one day he’ll pick me…. :)

Obvious trolls are obvious. The whole point is to make it look like a legitimate mistake, but by having 3 different aspects (quote, picture, attribution) and them all being wrong makes it way too obvious. 2 of the 3 should match up, like for the banner pic for the article have an actual Dumbledore quote, attributed to Dumbledore but the Gandalf picture. It’d be more effective at making people rage.

Technically, “Slitheen” is just the family name, but easier to say than their species, which is Raxicoricofallipatorian.

“Roads” and “Why So Serious?” were good.

Others need to go back to the dumbing board.

Surprised you didn’t see the other one in that image: That’s not Dumbledore ^_^

Successful troll is successful.

The true test of this is to see which ones actually make you rage a little as you read all 32, even though you know the joke going in. I had to catch myself a few times, and from that can be gleaned which topics or fan-subjects you take a little too seriously. :)

Even though I was one of the people who made this list, i still rage every time I see “Kupo kupo!”/Chocobo/Vanille … it is a reflex action.

Its funny because you don’t get them. LOL

http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/3329/ukicomputroll.jpg

#4 Fixed:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/42/bewarethecows.jpg

This is really good, except that you’ve taken the original concept and gone one step too far with it. The original just has the quote attributed to the wrong person. You’ve got wrong person and wrong image, which is overkill. it removes a layer of subtlety. Sort of like Oreo Double Stuf Cookies… “Hmm.. what’s the best part of an Oreo? The cream! I know! We’ll add twice as much! It’ll be twice as good.” Not really.

No, the concept is exactly the same. The original takes a Yoda quote, attributes it to Dumbledore, and shows Gandalf.

I could go for Only Stuf Oreos. That’d be something, right there.

Actually, the original has FOUR layers of LOL.

not a question of taking oneself seriously (I think). Just proper attribution…passing on incorrect info really grates on my nerves. Many of the most annoying ones are for topics/movies/whatever that I don’t even care for.

not a question of taking oneself seriously (I think). Just proper attribution…passing on incorrect info really grates on my nerves. Many of the most annoying ones are for topics/movies/whatever that I don’t even care for.

No, Martha is cool. But we did love Rose.

what is the picture in #31 from?

or he could actually be that stupid

ur joking right? its fucking joker how can you not know the joker?

the only pic i couldnt figure out is the one in #29. where is that from?

it’s from torchwood.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/892/bubblegumq.jpg

Sucks I know, but I wanted to at least take a stab at it. I will now crawl back into my shell of lameness.

Slitheen :)

You failed at failing pretty hard with 31. The rest have a picture, a quote and the quoted which are all unrelated. But then you went and used a picture related to the quote. Fair enough they are from different ages and different actors played them, but it’s the same character.

:3

Almost missed it….almost, until I saw your name. Well played sir, well played indeed.

I think its a good one.

‘All your bases’. I don’t have to worry since I hate baseball.

trolls trolling trolls. I luvs it. also yoda said help me obie-one-kanoji! duhhhh

it’s a art

It’s idiotic. As a lifelong geek I can honestly say that none of these offended me.. just made me feel sad for the loser who made them. They are not sufficiently intelligent to upset a geek.

Try posting that K9 couldn’t defeat a dalek or that Serenity deserved to be axed for being crap and you’ll get a better rise out of us lol

I must hate you now, on principle. Well done.

Too bad the link is bad.

Actually, that’s trollface, not rageface

So, the bottom one is right

Actually, that’s trollface, not rageface

So, the bottom one is right

I love the GLaDOS one because she never actually says “The cake is a lie.”.
TRIPLE TROLL

http://aceyriot.tumblr.com/post/7563164259/i-was-inspired-to-make-this-cuz-its-awesome

It could be better, so I was going to leave this one blank as a “good but not great” thing, but#5 won me over. 

http://www.sporadicism-random.blogspot.com

Was hoping I’d be the first to point it out, but in my defense it is a fairly old post.  Fail @ 31.

I think they could have even combined different quotes into one to really throw some people off. Like taking a picture from Equilibrium, adding the quote “Do or do not, there is no spoon.” and then attributing it to say Gargamel or something.

Herp to your derp.

Hans shot first! ;]

half of these quotes and pics dont even match!

Do not worry. It will doubtless bend a little lower for you.

THATS THE WHOLE POINT DUMBASSS!!!!!

your argument is invalid …………