Valentine’s Day Special: the 10 Sexiest Programmers

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Whatever your plans are this Valentine’s Day, we know you: you’re yearning, aching for something, and you don’t quite know what. Well, we think that we have just the thing to soothe your urges: a V-Day Power Grid featuring the 10 sexiest programmers ever to do some hard, hard coding.

What’s the true language of love: Yukihiro Matsumoto‘s Ruby, or Guido van Rossum‘s Python, or Larry Wall‘s Perl? Can open standards and cross-platform portability spice up a relationship? And who’s got the largest stack variables?

These answers, and more, in our rundown of  the 10 sexiest programmers.

Thoughts? Feelings? Desires? Leave them in the comments below.

Power Grid: The 10 Sexiest Programmers


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