High School Students Allegedly Using Vodka-Soaked Tampons to Get Drunk

Only during Sweeps month…

I cannot believe people actually believe this shit.

would be weird if it wasn’t real.. seeing as we’ve had reports in europe saying the same thing..

The beer bong thing is what really gets me. Anywhere that you could do a beer bong rectally, you could do it normally, and on top of that, you don’t typically do a beer bong alone. Is the “efficiency” advantage of doing it rectally worth getting an enema in front of a bunch of your buds and maybe that girl you kind of like? Especially in the judgement hotbed of high school? I think not. At least, that’s not something you could have gotten away with at my high school. Admittedly, I haven’t been there for a while…

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Seriously, who buys media “Teens are eating alligator feces!” stories anymore?

TEENS ARE EATING ALLIGATOR FECES?! I’m on it.

Bloody Mary!

Grocery list:

1. Pack of tampons

2. Vodka

…That seems to be about it.

Rectal beer bong? Really? Good thing this won’t happen here in good old Europe. The beer here is properly carbonated so this practice would be unfeasibly messy… ;-)

On another note… Why is the bottle of vodka they used in the segment a quarter empty?

Seriously. If you’re stupid enough to believe this? Go steal a tampon from the nearest female you know – put it in water. When you see that it expands instantly? You’ll think “huh, well, you really couldn’t get much liquid into this – the “Super Max” version absorbs up to 15 to 18 grams of liquid. 5 grams equals about a teaspoon. Which means *maximum* you can get a little over a tablespoon of vodka in it.  But you’d be dealing with a fully expanded tampon and there’s just no way you’re getting that inserted -anywhere- without some sort of magic.

There’s a reason the scare-tactics video here shows a plastic tubed tampon when they drop it into vodka – because the paper kind are designed to start breaking down in water right away. If you can get “nearly a shot of vodka” (as it says in the video) into a plastic tubed tampon? You’re a frickin’ genius who can defy science. The absorption principle of tampons is not unlike  that of your average kitchen sponge – to get it in a small space, you have to squeeze out the liquid, if you have it tightly contained, it doesn’t absorb anything.

My favorite part though is the police officer’s “there have been documented cases” – really? Name one. I’d love to meet this teenage wunderkind.

The anal beer bong thing has plausibility (also you’d have to ask yourself why they only use beer.) Hell, a vodka douche holds plausibility over this. Science people, its not just for the guys in the lab coats.

haha awesome! true or not frikkin awesome…where johnny knoxville we NEED proof

Ok …If you left the tampon is the inserter its possible. And the reason why its so dangerous is because its not passing threw the stomach or kidneys its going straight into the body. Just saying’

I <3 smart people

i think its retarded

ok well im 16 and i go to partys, if i saw a beeer bong go up your ass i would think you were absolutely disgusting. So ya its not impressing.

your 16 and go to partys
thats your problem…
if i say you at a party
i would say wtf are you doing drinking

it’s really happening

that would burn like fire..