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Uncategorized Thursday, November 17th 2011 at 5:47 pm

High School Students Allegedly Using Vodka-Soaked Tampons to Get Drunk

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This week in moral panic: High school students are apparently using vodka-soaked tampons to get drunk. Yes, the boys too. I think you can figure it out. According to the officer interviewed here, the problem is real and widespread. Not only are high school students using vodka-soaked tampons, but they are also apparently doing beer bongs rectally.

It’s at that point that I have to be a little skeptical. Vodka-soaked tampons have an element of secrecy going for them, but why do a rectal beer bong when you could do, I don’t know, a regular beer bong and leave your pants on. Besides, anal insertion just doesn’t seem to jive with the slightly awkward, slightly overcompensating, lets-drink-until-we’re-finally-comfortable-in-the-company-of-our-peers feel of a high school party.

“Man, this party sure is a sausage-fest.”

“Hey, I’ve got an idea…”

(via Viral Viral Videos)

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  • http://CRZ.net/ CRZ

    Only during Sweeps month…

  • http://twitter.com/acidragdoll Bel

    I cannot believe people actually believe this shit.

  • Taiki

    would be weird if it wasn’t real.. seeing as we’ve had reports in europe saying the same thing..

  • http://Geekosystem.com Eric Limer

    The beer bong thing is what really gets me. Anywhere that you could do a beer bong rectally, you could do it normally, and on top of that, you don’t typically do a beer bong alone. Is the “efficiency” advantage of doing it rectally worth getting an enema in front of a bunch of your buds and maybe that girl you kind of like? Especially in the judgement hotbed of high school? I think not. At least, that’s not something you could have gotten away with at my high school. Admittedly, I haven’t been there for a while…

  • Not Myname

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    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

    Seriously, who buys media “Teens are eating alligator feces!” stories anymore?

  • http://Geekosystem.com Eric Limer

    TEENS ARE EATING ALLIGATOR FECES?! I’m on it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002077682817 Matt Valentine

    Bloody Mary!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZTFIHMMSESWYMQJDVMCCLYRUO4 Brent

    Grocery list:

    1. Pack of tampons

    2. Vodka

    …That seems to be about it.

  • Paul

    Rectal beer bong? Really? Good thing this won’t happen here in good old Europe. The beer here is properly carbonated so this practice would be unfeasibly messy… ;-)

  • Anonymous

    On another note… Why is the bottle of vodka they used in the segment a quarter empty?

  • http://thesocialjoint.com/ Lucretia M Pruitt

    Seriously. If you’re stupid enough to believe this? Go steal a tampon from the nearest female you know – put it in water. When you see that it expands instantly? You’ll think “huh, well, you really couldn’t get much liquid into this – the “Super Max” version absorbs up to 15 to 18 grams of liquid. 5 grams equals about a teaspoon. Which means *maximum* you can get a little over a tablespoon of vodka in it.  But you’d be dealing with a fully expanded tampon and there’s just no way you’re getting that inserted -anywhere- without some sort of magic.

    There’s a reason the scare-tactics video here shows a plastic tubed tampon when they drop it into vodka – because the paper kind are designed to start breaking down in water right away. If you can get “nearly a shot of vodka” (as it says in the video) into a plastic tubed tampon? You’re a frickin’ genius who can defy science. The absorption principle of tampons is not unlike  that of your average kitchen sponge – to get it in a small space, you have to squeeze out the liquid, if you have it tightly contained, it doesn’t absorb anything.

    My favorite part though is the police officer’s “there have been documented cases” – really? Name one. I’d love to meet this teenage wunderkind.

    The anal beer bong thing has plausibility (also you’d have to ask yourself why they only use beer.) Hell, a vodka douche holds plausibility over this. Science people, its not just for the guys in the lab coats.

  • Dbo16

    haha awesome! true or not frikkin awesome…where johnny knoxville we NEED proof

  • indy

    Ok …If you left the tampon is the inserter its possible. And the reason why its so dangerous is because its not passing threw the stomach or kidneys its going straight into the body. Just saying’

  • http://www.facebook.com/Tmf.xix David Xix Brantley

    I <3 smart people

  • Hasgsgyy

    i think its retarded

  • Sarah

    ok well im 16 and i go to partys, if i saw a beeer bong go up your ass i would think you were absolutely disgusting. So ya its not impressing.

  • Useyourfuckinbrain

    your 16 and go to partys
    thats your problem…
    if i say you at a party
    i would say wtf are you doing drinking

  • Alazaerose

    it’s really happening

  • Kp710

    that would burn like fire..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AWZQMXRO36MX72W5EV4FETFFI D.

    If, you don’t think people do it. Try to remember the scandal where the mercenaries the State Dept. was hiring a few years ago that we caught on film doing vodka anal bombs. Some were actually drinking it out of each others butts!!! It’s on video. Do a news search. The anus is a way medicine can be dispensed…suppositories. Why because it goes straight to the blood. Drug users know this.  Remember that scene in Trainspotting?

  • guest

    a girl was talking about this on her way to a club tonight, i explained to her that… well… no

  • Bourqueman

    I guess raising the drinking age to 21 worked NOT!!!! You have more teenagers trying creative ways to drink as well as the epidemic of binge drinking. To be so desperate to get drunk by inserting a tampon in your rectum is sick. Time to get help!!

  • moonshine

    im drunk and hi at the same time