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Uncategorized Monday, December 31st 2012 at 2:30 pm

Incestuous, Meth Smoking Washington Couple Arrested On Charges Of Being Worst People Ever

Charges have been filed against a woman and her boyfriend — who is also her half-brother, for those of you working to fill out your “Degenerates on the Internet” bingo card at home — who were arrested in Lake Stevens, Washington earlier this month for smoking meth in their car. The official charge, though, was child endangerment, because of course the woman’s 11-month-old baby was  with them in the frigid, out of gas, meth smoke-filled car. As if you even needed to ask.

The names of this pair of upstanding citizens have not been released in the interest of protecting the woman’s baby, as well as her other two children, who were not in the car at the time. None of these poor kids — whom the state are trying to have removed from her care — are the child of her half-brother and boyfriend, with whom the woman shares a mother as well as a meth pipe. We guess that counts as a silver lining if you’re looking really, really hard for one in this story.

The pair have been dating for about six months, according to a report filed by the prosecutor in the case. The report goes on to state that the man found smoking meth in a Ford Explorer with a baby inside it :

“He said it was wrong to endanger the children and there was no excuse for it. He explained that his childhood was a troubled one and that his father introduced him to methamphetamine at approximately 14 years old.”

The report also states that the woman in the case admitted to officers on the scene that she was an unfit mother, owing to her meth addiction, demonstrating that these two have, between them, exactly enough good sense to acknowledge that they don’t know what the hell they’re doing, but that it is likely the wrong thing. In the parlance of elementary school, this is known as “partial credit.” At best.

(via HeraldNet)

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  • Anonymous

    Reminds me of the story of Jacob in the Book of Genesis. Married the two daughters of his uncle AT THE SAME TIME. And they call “The Bible” the “good book” because…?

  • josh w

    While he was eventually married to them at the same time, he married them seven years apart due to the uncle being a lying, cheating bastard who was worried he wouldn’t be able to marry the older, uglier one (Leah) off so he snuck her into Jacob’s wedding bed where I presume he was passed out drunk. Next morning, surprise, you married the ugly sister!

  • CalebJett

    Inbreeding is bad because it causes a higher chance for genetic deformities. In the times of Genesis, while the human population was still relatively new, genes were still relatively pure, so it wasn’t bad from a genetic standpoint to marry closely. Polygamy was also a common practice in genesis times. Besides, (if you are truly referring to “The Bible” and not “The Torah”) why would we need a savior if we were perfect? Moses granted divorce to a degree, not because it was good, but because the people demanded it. Furthermore, why did you have to bring this into a religious light. Why not just call scum scum and be done with it?

  • Anonymous

    He also bred goats and sheeps using techniques debunked by Lamarck centuries later. And yet some Members olf Congress use “The Bible” as a source for scientific beliefs. One even said science is guided by Satan to mislead men (women tooi).

  • Jack Bond

    That’s pretty much true of atheist “scientific” practices. They stretch the truth as far away from religion as possible, even if they need some facts to coincide with the Bible for basic logic to come through.

  • Anonymous

    Why aren’t you saying anything about the history of British Royalty? Do you hate Christianity so much that you have to attack it with a comment not at all related to the article?

  • Velexia Ombra

    I feel sorry for everyone involved. This is a very sad story… Some people are dealt a really raw deal in life…

    In that regard, it kind of makes you look like an asshole for calling them the worst people ever.

  • Anonymous

    I was surprised to see that the BBC broadcast the Queen’s Xmas Speech in 3-D. To me, it seemed that the British Royal family lacked depth.