West Des Moines Police Department Shows Off Killer Photoshop Skills to Warn You Not to Drink and Drive

We hope their sketch artist is better than this.

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Don’t drink and drive or you might turn into a weird sad looking stick person and go to jail. At least that’s the message we’re taking away from this image posted to the West Des Moines police department’s Facebook page yesterday as a warning to St. Patrick’s Day drinkers. Seriously though, don’t drink and drive.

(West Des Moines Police Department on Facebook via JebediahLonghorn on Reddit)

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