British Woman Marries MacBook Pro
by Robert Quigley | 2:52 pm, February 4th, 2010
Oh, dear lord. At least it’s a unibody.
(h/t TUAW. this is hopefully not real.)
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A Beginner's Guide to Diablo III's Lore
Twelve years later, the third installment in the famous hack-and-slash franchise has finally released. Though the franchise is largely known for an inordinate amount of hacking and slashing, there's actually quite a bit of complex lore backing it up. Luckily for you, we have it summed up right here. Take a gander.
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Eric Limer
"What do I do? Oh, I'm a herpderpetologist."
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Max
Wanna count some snakes? http://t.co/bYbKwiTd
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Max
My new Homealone-inspired art-rock band "30 Seconds to Marv"
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Eric Limer
Sometimes I feel like an adult. Then I put on my pinstripe Vans shorts and that feeling goes away.
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Max
Struck me how weird it is that I thought "better adjust my alarm clock" and reached for my phone.
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Eric Limer
I always forget you can upload pictures through Twitter and use Imgur instead; I'm a Redditor at heart, I guess.
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Max
If anyone wants to play popular game Diablo III with me, I'm elecray7k#1304
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Max
Bury me in shrimp.
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James Plafke
Netflix category suggestion: "Gritty Man vs. Nature TV Shows."
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James Plafke
Gym locker room: Very built dudes standing in a circle, trading tips on how to keep a banana fresh.
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Eric Limer
When you reach a certain age, you start growing wider instead of taller. But seriously, there's a head growing out of my side oh god.
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Eric Limer
[Rant warning] I've said it before, and it's worth repeating: "Opinionated" is not a compliment. It's not even value-neutral; it's bad.
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Eric Limer
Hey guys, I'm coining a phrase, OK? These 'holographic' stars who keep giving shows? "Illusive performances." Everybody got that?
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James Plafke
Today, I make a .turnip darknet joke for work.
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James Plafke
And then Thor is like, "Tony, we have to go back. We have to go back to the island." Then big letters spell out "Thor" and the credits roll.
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Eric Limer
So far, I have spent literally every single day of my life not being hit by a car. How monotonous.
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Max
I've played each of the Diablo games on a different computer, and none of them were up to the task.
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Max
When Diablo III comes out this week, I'll continue my proud tradition of playing the latest dungeon crawler on the lowest graphics setting.
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Eric Limer
I only eat salads that I've killed myself.
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Max
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