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Uncategorized Tuesday, August 14th 2012 at 2:50 pm

Kid Asks Yahoo! Answers for Full Book Report, Author Responds

Being required to read probably isn’t a good way to endear kids to the practice. It can equate reading with work, and that’s one way to ensure they’ll never want to read again. So when a student was required to read DC Pierson‘s The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep and Never Had To, they instead turned to the Internet for help. Said student posted on Yahoo! Answers in hopes that some benevolent soul would give them a rundown on the book. What they received, however, was an answer from DC Pierson himself.

DC Pierson, for those that might not have come across the man before, is known for being a member of Derrick Comedy — the same group of which actor-rapper-comedian Donald Glover is a member. So, it’s easy to imagine the kind of book that Pierson might write. This is what Pierson’s response, which he posted to his Tumblr in convenient image format, conveys to the young mind that asked the question.

To summarize, Pierson argues that of all the books that this student might skip, his book is probably one of the few that the person asking the question would enjoy. After all, it’s meant to be humorous and includes a number of things that an average high school student would find interesting. He even gives his own specific viewpoint on a particularly sticky wicket of the narrative and suggests the original poster make their own judgment call; the author isn’t always right about their own work.

If every author did this same kind of guerrilla marketing, surely way more folks would be interested in reading books that can otherwise come across as dull and dreary to those being forced to read them.

(DC Pierson via Uproxx)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Bruce-E-Screws-Jr/5200506 Bruce E. Screws Jr.

    Back in the late 90′s, I posted a review for Ender’s Shadow by Orson Scott Card based off of a preview on Amazon.  The preview had just the first four chapters.  I read them all and I had read all of the other “Enderverse” books up until then.  The author’s wife liked my review so much, she e-mailed me and sent me an advanced copy of the book well before its official release.  I later got it signed at a book signing.  I told OSC that I was writing a research paper about him for school and so he gave me his e-mail address and told me to e-mail him if I had any questions that weren’t answered on his website.

    Both he and his wife were amazingly kind people.

  • Dr Coene

    He was my hero until I realized he didn’t actually help the kid.

  • Dr Coene

    That’s pretty damn awesome.

    Also, Geekosystem doesn’t have nearly enough sci-fi lit coverage.

  • Andrew Wheeler

    That’s great that Orson Scott Card has such a supportive wife. It’s a shame that, as a member of the board of the National Organization for Marriage, he doesn’t want that sort of commitment and support to be available to everyone.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1277024472 Alex Biberstein

     This makes me want to read the book.

  • DaftWarhol

    Yeah, on top of being a misogynist :/

  • ANONYMOU$

    Why should anyone ‘help’ the kid? I think ‘helping’ someone in that way actually does them more damage. He should read the book himself!

  • Martijn

    Or maybe he did help the kid much better than doing the kid’s homework for him would have.

  • http://twitter.com/elwang Pete Pfau

    The kid doesn’t need help. He needs to read the book.

  • Nate

     Encouraging the kid to read the book probably helped him/her more than doing the work for them, he even gave him a tip on how to score points with the teacher (as long as the kid doesn’t mention that they got the tip when asking for someone to do his work for them).

  • Nate

     Me too, I looked it up, it sounds interesting. Pity it doesn’t seem to be on kindle at least on UK amazon.

  • Anonymous

    He’s my hero because he didn’t.  Kids these days are vastly too dependent on the Internet to do their homework for them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/gary.wagner.710 Gary Wagner

    Actually, I beleive that the author helped the kid far more than the list of “required” reading helped him.  While we all have to do things because they are required, reading, understanding, and synthesizing responses should, in my opinion, be acts in which we engage because they  cause us to use our brains as more than receptacles to store the pablum that emanates from most of our media forms these days.

  • henry

    I am amused that Rollin, in the second-to-last paragraph, summarizes Pierson’ s response for anyone who can’t be bothered to read it all the way through.

  • http://www.exohive.com/ Adam

    This has to be fake. Probably written by DC so DC could answer it. Look at the writing style of the ‘high school’ student. They are using proper grammar, quotes, etc. Everything is punctuated properly. Something’s a little fishy here. 

  • bot

    Yeah.  It sucks when people have their own opinions.  I’m really hoping they’ll get rid of the first amendment soon.  It’s hard to like people who think so differently from me.  

  • Killian Macnish

    Um, the question does not have proper grammar.
    “list of book”
    “no where near a fast reader”

    Those should be: “list of books” and “nowhere near being a fast reader”

  • crocostimpy

    So, what you’re saying is, he doesn’t have the right to his own opinions because they differ from yours? Does that about cover it?

  • http://blauthor.blogspot.com/ Plum Jo

    I disagree– they just don’t “sound” like the same person. And the precision  of the student’s writing (with a few minor slips) reminds me of a student I’ve worked with who got into the habit very early of concentrating extremely hard on each and every letter, word, sentence, paragraph, and punctuation mark because she’s dyslexic. 

    Dyslexia would also explain why the OP is a slow reader and may not be able to both finish the book and the paper in the amount of time they have left. The student I referred to would generally turn in a draft two or three weeks early so the teacher could look for any errors the girl’s parents and friends had left– and so she could get it back in time to fix anything that needed to be done, and then have THAT draft checked over several times. 

    If the author’s looking for publicity there are far better and easier ways to get it than Yahoo Answers. 

  • Wappo

     So, your opinion is that you don’t like that they are stating their opinion about not agreeing with someone else’s opinion?

  • This Guy

     You get that we’re not talking about his opinion, but rather that he is part of an organization that attempts to force their opinions onto others, right? That we’re calling him not on an opinion, but an action, which robs others of their rights.

  • ffgandalf

     What the hell does this have to do w/ what the grandparant post was talking about? Does your comment help at all?

  • fail

    Now going to read this book

  • Donutz87

    Lmfao, the roaches come outta the wood work in the darnest of places… fucking “Gay Rights” shit in an article about a book report that a kid got a response from the actual author after requesting help, leading to a very nice story about how kind Orson Scott Card and his wife are, somehow fucking led to Andrew Wheeler adding his opinions on the “Gay Rights” movement…

    It’s funny, because I honestly didn’t care who anybody got married too, until recently, over the last few years, when I’ve become incapable of turning on my goddamn television or driving on a highway without seeing a commercial or billboard with rainbows on it all in my face about “Gay Rights”…

    I know it’s a civil movement and the word must spread, but if you go about it the wrong way, then people like me, who could’ve easily been supportive, can just as easily become against you simply because you’re trying to SHOVE your ideals down my goddamn throat!

    Live your life, love who you want, if you can’t marry them, move to a country where it’d legal or wait until this country deems it legal(however long they wanna fucking take), but continue this active bombardment and ridiculously over-the-top marketing campaign and obviously, some, not all, of your supporters will become so sickened with your annoyance, that they’ll simply change their ideals, based on your stupid ass actions of forceful spoonfeeding idealism.

    Good luck gays, hope you get your rights sooner than later, because all I care about it not having to fucking hear about it everywhere I fucking turn…

  • Aaquinn84

    Wow thats super awesome! Enders Game was hands down my favorite book ever!

  • http://www.facebook.com/bev.taylor.108 Bev Taylor

    Authors are amazing people. :D

  • Timistheword

    An opinion is one thing, but taking your opinion and using it to repress the rights of others is completely not equivalent to having and voicing an opinion, is it? I have no idea who Orson Scott Card is, nor do I know anything about his books, but I do know that you have failed to make a solid point or advance your argument in any way whatsoever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sara.fleckenstein.9 Sara Fleckenstein

    It’s all well good to grumble about taking away rights when some people are fighting to get them in the first place.The truth is, Card can say whatever he wants without being arrested or censored. Gay people still can’t marry in many states, meaning they don’t get the same legal and financial considerations as heterosexuals, and it’s because of people like Card.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=649374174 Andy Cowan

    Thanks for summarizing the letter and the meaning behind it. Saved me from reading that tediously long sermon so I could go back to Call of Duty.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nekovivie Helen Cassidy

    How the hell did this become about Card?  You all fail.

  • http://www.facebook.com/troyldailey Troy Dailey

    Yeah, tell me about it…my neighbor thinks steak should always be served with a baked potato…I’m trying to get him deported to Canada, the freak.

  • Lina

     The first amendment requires only that the government not make laws abridging free speech. I don’t think anyone here advocated that. If OSC gets to have an opinion, others are allowed to find those opinions offensive and to say so.

  • Bill

     Nobody suggested he should be censored or shouldnt have freedom of speech, just that he had used freedom of speech to demonstrate he was an asshole.  Nobody said he shouldn’t have opinions or express them.  If jerks didnt express their opinions, how would we ever know they were jerks?

  • Aiobhan

    I could write that well as a high school student and now, as a teacher, I have high school students who can do it, too. Boo, hiss – give kids more credit. No wonder they hate adults.

  • http://www.facebook.com/CherryPOProx RaySizzle Balizzle

    Orson Scott Card is against Marriage Equality? After all that business about the hierarchy of foreignness? That makes my head hurt.